Gaga's twitter account has been hacked. The following article has been released:
Sorry, folks: Lady Gaga isn't planning to buy you a new MacBook this Christmas. Despite the fact that she earned about $90 mil this year, she's not buying you a new iPad, either. She's been hacked! Also in music news, Joe Jonas might be partying a little too hard, Justin Bieber asks his fans to respect the ones he loves, Kanye is back on Twitter for the holidays, and Demi Lovato is proud of staying on her feet.
Lady Gaga is the latest star to have her Twitter account hacked, although she should count her lucky stars that her hackers don't appear to have any imagination. Unlike, say, Britney Spears' hacker, who in January 2009 posted, "Hi Yall, Brit Brit here, just wanted to update you all on the size of my vagina. Its about 4 feet wide with razor sharp teeth."
No, Gaga's hackers are just run-of-the-mill spammers. On Monday morning, her account read, "Monsters, I'm giving away FREE iPad2's to each one of you in the spirit of the holidays :) Go to [harmful link redacted] to receive one!"
Hopefully most of Gaga's beloved Little Monsters are tech-savvy enough to use browsers that will prevent them from willfully signing up for virus upon virus, but considering most of them are between the ages of 9 and 19 we're not too optimistic.